// by seankriegler.com
Excuse Generator
Need a perfect alibi? Generate one instantly. Pick a category and let the algorithm do the lying.
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// BOFH Origins
The "Bastard Operator From Hell" stories popularised absurd, technical-sounding IT excuses since the 90s.
// Use Responsibly
For entertainment only. Real accountability beats clever excuses every time. Probably.
// Pair With
Use with our Fake Error Generator for the full prank package.
// Why It Works
Random plausibility + technical jargon = unanswerable excuse. The more incomprehensible, the better.